I Am A Coffee Fanatic.

Newton's Third Law Of Conversation, If It Existed, Would Hold That Every Statement Implies An Equal And Opposite Statement. To Say That I'd Turned The Offer Down Raised The Possibility That I Might Not Have Done.

I Think Classical Music Tuition Is, Well, Was When I Was A Child, Was An Abomination. I Think In Some Ways It Is One Of Life's Great Tragedies For Everybody Who Gives Up An Instrument.

Death And Disaster Are At Our Shoulders Every Second Of Our Lives, Trying To Get At Us. Missing, A Lot Of The Time. A Lot Of Miles On The Motorway Without A Front Wheel Blow-out. A Lot Of Viruses That Slither Through Our Bodies Without Snagging. A Lot Of Pianos That Fall A Minute After We've Passed. Or A Month, It Makes No Difference. So Unless We're Going To Get Down On Our Knees And Give Thanks Every Time Disaster Misses, It Makes No Sense To Moan When It Strikes.

Having A Vote Once Every Four Years Is Not The Same Thing As Democracy.

Believe It Or Not, Perhaps I Don't Show It Much, Or Well, But I Think I Like People.