I Am Neither Left Wing

Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very Shallow.

They Said I Ignored The Drug Problem. Well, I Gave Speeches On Drugs, I Wrote Books On Drugs. I Did Darn Near Everything On Drugs!

We Must Remember That As The Centuries Go By, Time Will Pass.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.