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I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.
-Fred Allen
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I Can't Understand Why A

Fred Allen
I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.
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