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You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster Lawyer.

He [groucho's Father] Had Absolutely No Training, And If You Had Ever Seen One Of His Suits, You'd Realize What An Accurate Statement That Is. You See, Pop Never Used A Tape Measure. He Didn't Believe In It. He Said He Could Just Look At A Man And Tell His Size, With The Result That Frequently He'd Make A Pair Of Pants With One Trouser Leg Seven Or Eight Inches Longer Than The Other.

Life Is A Whim Of Several Billion Cells To Be You For A While

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.