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Ma'am, Are You Trying To Molest Me Via Drivethru?

Someone Needs To Make A Zombie Movie Where When You Get Bit It Turns You Into A Singing And Dancing Extraordinaire.

I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.

My Nickname For My Mom Was 'the Compass.'

I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black President.