I Care About What People

Ah Swear, Ah Will Croak If She Asks Me For A Pair Of Nikes Instead Of Christian Louboutins!

I Can't Deprive Myself Of Things Because Then I Obsess About It And End Up Eating.

What If I Accidentally Hit Somebody? Because My Dad Took One Of His Friends Golfing, And It Was, Like, One Of His First Times And He Knocked Out A Duck. Like, I'm Scared That's Going To Happen.

I'm Trying To Create A Relationship With Myself. I Feel Good Being Married To Myself Right Now!

If I'm Going For Advice For Anything In My Life, I Go Straight To My Father Because He Has The Answers.