I Certainly Do Not Drink

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll Drink Breakfast Together!

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.