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Attitude Is More Important Than The Past, Than Education, Than Money, Than Circumstances, Than What People Do Or Say. It Is More Important Than Appearance, Giftedness, Or Skill.

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.