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Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

Horse Sense Is The Thing A Horse Has Which Keeps It From Betting On People.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

Variant: I Was Driven To Drink By A Woman. I Am Forever Grateful, Yet I Never Had The Good Manners To Thank Her.