I Decided To Stop Drinking

I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

I Think The Longer Britain Is In Europe The Better.

I Used To Have Mad Cow's Disease, But I'm Alright Nooooooooow.

When I Read 'be Real, Don't Get Caught Acting,' I Thought, 'how The Hell Do You Do That?'.

I Don't Aim To Offend.