I Don't Burn Any Calories

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

Lets Not Focus On Saving A Nickel... Lets Focus On Making A Buck.

I Got Drunk In Canada. I Was There For 2 Days But I Was Drunk There For 4 Days. I Don't Know How It Worked. I Guess It Was With The Time Difference Or Something.

My First Car Was A Motorcycle.

We're All Animals, That We All Respond To The Same Stimuli. If You Want To Motivate Somebody Not To Have Premarital Sex, Or Motivate Black Bears Not To Go Diving Into Dumpsters, First You Have To Think About Why They Do It. Telling Them To Stop Isn't Going To Help. There Has To Be Some Incentive For Them To Alter Their Behavior.