I Don't Feel Bad About

This Is Called "spiritual Lifting." It's Not Heavy Lifting. The Governor Of Texas Should Not Be Confused With Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's A Powerful Position. The Governor Of Texas Can't Do Any Heavy Lifting Really. It's Not That Powerful A Position.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

Man's Ability To Delude Himself Is Infinite.

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

True Love Usually Results In A Hostage Situation.