I Don't Mind Growing Old.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With A Cold.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.