I Feel More Comfortable In

Well, If You’re A Native Chicagoan, You Know How Dumb He [dr. Robert Hartley] Is. He Gets On The Ravenswood El, He Goes Past His Stop On Sheridan Road, He Gets Off In Evanston, Where The El Is On The Ground, And Then He Walks Back 55 Blocks To His Apartment. Now, Would You Want To Have That Man As A Psychologist? A Man Who Misses His Stop Every Day?

I Feel More Comfortable In Comedy.

A Collison Is What Happens When Two Motorists Go After The Same Pedestrian.

The Only Way To Survive Is To Have A Sense Of Humour.

All Comedians Are, In A Way, Anarchists. Our Job Is To Make Fun Of The Existing World.