I Feel Sorry For Short

I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.

I Told My Wife 'hey Honey Come On, Let's Make Love Like The Old Days.' She Asked Me For 50 Bucks.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Kisses The Dog On The Lips, Yet She Won't Drink From My Glass.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.