My Wife Has Teeth Like

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I Drink Too Much. The Last Time I Gave A Urine Sample It Had An Olive In It.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

...went To A Bar For A Few Drinks. The Bartender Asked What I Wanted. "surprise Me", I Said. So He Showed Me A Naked Picture Of My Wife.

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.