I Get My Sense Of

My Husband Wanted One Of Those Big-screen Tvs For His Birthday. So I Just Moved His Chair Closer To The One We Have Already.

I Went To The 30th Reunion Of My Preschool. I Didn't Want To Go, Because I've Put On Like A Hundred Pounds.

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!

I Get My Sense Of Humor From My Parents. That's Why They Don't Have One Anymore.

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.