I Go Around The Country

Cats Have Nine Lives. Makes Them Ideal For Experimentation.

I Do Realise That When I Laugh, It Sounds Like A Seal Is Being Molested.

It Had To Be Hammered Home Quite A Bit Because I Didn't See Any Humour In My Life At All.

The 2012 Olympics Is Going To Cost £8 Billion Which Is A Lot Of Money. It'll Probably Bankrupt London. But You Can't Put A Price On Two Bronze Medals In Cycling.

British Scientists Have Demonstrated That Cigarettes Can Harm Your Children. Fair Enough. Use An Ashtray!