Sometimes I Use My Jokes

I Remember When I Used To Be Really Into Nostalgia.

I Like Parties, But I Don't Like Piñatas Because The Pinata Promotes Violence Against Flamboyant Animals. Hey, There's A Donkey With Some Pizzazz. Let's Kick Its Ass.

I Don't Want To Be My Own Boss. I Want To Be My Own Colleague.

Turtles Are Greater Than Baby Nephews, Because It's Ok To Drop A Turtle.

Use Crazy Glue And Nails To Turn A Rocking Chair Into Just A Chair That Looks Like A Rocking Chair.