I Hate Reality Shows That

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.

I Was Not An Attractive Child. When I Didn't Use My Girl Scouts Uniform As A Uniform, I Used It As A Tent.

Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.

I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of Comedy, Very Secluded, But Garbo Had A Man Who Was Beyond Rich To Support Her.