I Have A Nice House.

Detroit's So Bad This Year They Might Lose Their Bye Week.

Half The People I Look Who Are Health Food Addicts Look Sickly To Me. Let's Start Taxing Health Food. Somebody Force A Burger Down Some Of These People's Jaw Because They Look A Little Pale And Wan To Me.

Of *course* He Needs To Renegotiate His Salary - The Guy Buys More Snow Than Seward Did When He Bought Alaska From The Russians.

Political Correctness Is Inverted Mccarthyism.

Liberals Always Feel Your Pain. Unless Of Course, They Caused It.