I Have Good Looking Kids.

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

She Was So Fat That Her Bikini Is Made Out Of Two Bed Sheets (king-size).

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

You Don't Know Who To Believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He Said All Men Were Created Equal. He Never Went To A Nude Beach.