I Haven't Spoken To My

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Kisses The Dog On The Lips, Yet She Won't Drink From My Glass.

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"