One Time I Went To

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

My Sex Life Is Terrible; My Wife Put A Mirror Over The Dog's Bed. Actually She Did Put A Mirror Over Our Bed. She Says She Likes To Watch Herself Laugh.

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.