I Know Nothing About Hip-hop...

I Think Steak Is The Ultimate Comfort Food, And If You're Going Out For One, That Isn't The Time To Scrimp On Calories Or Quality.

People Are Not Hungry Because We Dont Produce Enough. People Are Hungry For Political Reasons.

I Know How To Make Sausage, And Now That I've Seen How Laws Are Made, I'll Stick With Sausage.

Most Cooks Try To Learn By Making Dishes. Doesnt Mean You Can Cook. It Means You Can Make That Dish. When You Can Cook Is When You Can Go To A Farmers Market, Buy A Bunch Of Stuff, Then Go Home And Make Something Without Looking At A Recipe. Now Youre Cooking.

I Know Nothing About Hip-hop... There's Only So Many Times You Can Grab Your Crotch And Prance Around Stage. I'm Gonna Get Slammed Now For This.