I Let A Friend Set

An Offended Audience Member Repeating A Comedian's Act From Memory Is Worse Than, Literally, Anything.

2010 Has Been Awesome. I Got To Write On The David Hasselhoff Roast This Summer, And That's Always Been A Dream.

I Want To Get A Tattoo Of The Word Irony, Only Misspelled.

I Think Brilliant Stuff Comes Out Of Working With Limitations. One Liners Are Very Limiting, But That's What Drew Me To Them In The First Place.

I Feel Like Every First Episode Of A Tv Show Is Bad, You Know, And It Always Improves.