I Like My Coffee Like

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If I Were Achilles I Would Put My Foot In A F**k Off Block Of Concrete!

Well, If You Don't Have A Flag, Then You Can't Have A Country. Those Are The Rules... That I Just Made Up!

Danger Could Be My Middle Name... But It's John.

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