I'm Leaving Because The Weather

It Isn't Necessary To Have Relatives In Kansas City In Order To Be Unhappy.

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book . . . The Recipes Were To Be The Routine Ones: How To Make Dry Toast, Instant Coffee, Hearts Of Lettuce And Brownies. But As An Added Attraction, At No Extra Charge, My Idea Was To Put A Fried Egg On The Cover. I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.