I Never Wanted To Be

I Get Recognized, But I'm Not Really A Famous Famous.

Jesse Joyce Is A Great Writer.

There's A Fine Line Between Masturbating While You Look Out A Window, And Masturbating While You're Looking In A Window. I'll Give You A Hint: One Of 'em Is Super Illegal.

I Don't Watch Reality Tv.

You Know, Men And Women Are A Lot Alike In Certain Situations. Like When They're Both On Fire - They're Exactly Alike.