I Saved A Girl From

You Take Care And I Hope I'll Run Into You - When I'm Driving.

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.

I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.