Sure I Smoked Pot In

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.