I'm A Self-made Man. Who

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)