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I Don't Like Talking To People I Know, But Strangers, I Have No Problem With.

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

Luck Always Plays A Part For Everyone, Whether They Want To Admit It Or Not. I Was Very Lucky, And I Know It.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.