I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round

The Only Change I Can Really See Is That I Don't Have To Shop For Pants In Stores Anymore.

I Was Planning On My Future As A Homeless Person. I Had A Really Good Spot Picked Out.

I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage. I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience. That's What I'm All About - People And Laughter.

I Had A Job As A Paralegal. I Drove A Cab.

I Don't Think Anyone Really Is Interested In Reading About My Emotional State. It's Not Even Interesting To Me.