I Was In A Convenience

I Thought I'd Go To A Craft Fair, And There Would Be A Jar Of Jellybeans There - "guess How Many Jellybeans Are In This Jar, And Win A Prize". Aw, Come On, Man, Let Just Me Have Some. I'll Tell You What, Guess How Many Jellybeans I Want! If You Guessed A Handful, You Are Right.

A Fly Was Very Close To Being Called A Land, Because That's What It Does Half The Time.

I'm A Hard Act To Follow, Because When I'm Done, I Take The Microphone With Me.

Swiss Cheese Is A Rip-off It's The Only Cheese I Can Bite Into And Miss

I Saw A Guy Juggling Chain Saws, It Was Cool, Unless Something Needed To Be Sawed Down, Then It's Annoying.