I Went To A Cigar

They Say The Recipe For Sprite Is Lemon And Lime. I Tried To Make It At Home. There's More To It Than That.

I Would Like It If Four People Did A Cartwheel All At Once... So I Can Make A Cart.

I Saw This Wino, He Was Eating Grapes. I Was Like, "dude, You Have To Wait".

As A Comedian, You Have To Start The Show Strong And You Have To End The Show Strong. Those Are The Two Key Elements. You Can't Be Like Pancakes. You're All Happy At First, But Then By The End, You're Sick Of 'em.

I Haven't Slept For Ten Days, Because That Would Be Too Long.