I Won A Scholarship With

It Has Been Rumoured That I Was The Brains Of The Robbery, But That Was Totally Incorrect. I've Been Described As The Tea Boy, Which Is Also Incorrect.

I Am No Longer A Criminal. I Gave Up That Practice Years Ago.

I Won A Scholarship With The Brixton School Of Building. I Screwed Around, Not Putting In A Proper Attendance.

One Report Said That Since My Time On The Run I've Had 2,500 Girlfriends. I Mean, You Have Got To Realize I've Been On The Run For More Than 30 Years. I Have Got To Have Had More Than That.

Do You Know What Would Keep Me In Brazil, No Matter What Happened? Sex!