I'd Much Rather Sit Next

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?