If Love Were Oil, /

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.