Money Doesn't Grow On Trees,

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.