I'd Rather Have Two Girls

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.