If A Kid Calls His

Shaq Is Rich. The White Man Who Signs His Check... Is Wealthy. "ah, Here You Go, Shaq. Go Buy Yourself A Bouncing Car. Bling, Bling!"

You Know You're Rich When You Have To Drive For A Half Hour To Get To Your House Once You're On Your Property.

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.

You Know What Ged Stands For? Good Enough Diploma.

There Are A Lot Of Good Comics, No Doubt, But As Far As The Quality Of The Comics Goes, I Think What You Have Is A Bunch Of Situational Comics - There Are Black Comics That Work Only Black Crowds, Gay Comics That Do Only Gay Crowds, And Southern Comics That Only Work Down South, And So On With Asian, Latino, Indian, Midgets, Etc. The Previous Generation's Comics Were Better Because They Had To Make Everybody Laugh.