If I Have Kids, I'll

If I Have Kids, I'll Adopt.

The Truth Is, I've Denied It For Years, But I Love Deconstructing Comedy.

But I Think You Can Make Fun Of Anything As Long As It's Funny Enough.

I Got Jury Duty And I Didn't Want To Go, So My Friend Said, "you Should Write Something Really Really Racist On The Form When You Return It. Like, You Should Put 'i Hate Chinks'." And I Said, "i'm Not Going To Put That On There Just To Get Out Of Jury Duty. I Don't Want People To Think That About Me." So Instead I Wrote, "i Love Chinks." And Who Doesn't?

I'm Very Lucky In That I Still Experience Highs And Lows. And I Think Those Lows Are Important. But I Am Not Totally Paralyzed, And It Keeps Me From Just Complete State Of Paralysis - And Emotionally And Really Kind Of Almost Physically.