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I Remember Saying In College That I Would Never Do Commercials.

I Like Playing Really Super-intense, Live-in-the-moment Characters. It Asks Me To Not Phone It In. It's Impossible To Phone It In. Every American Boy Has Spent His Childhood Pretending To Get Shot.

Pat Obrien Knows Nothing. Hes On The Hell Express.

I Learned More About Elections On Election Night 2000 Than I Ever Did During My 16 Years Of Schooling.

Why Should I Be Feeling Tension? It's The Daily Show.