If The Garbage Man Calls,

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

Hello, I Must Be Going, I Cannot Stay, I Came To Say, I Must Be Going. I’m Glad I Came, But Just The Same, I Must Be Going.

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.