If There Was Absolute Freedom,

Every Group Needs A Comedian. A Comic Who Is Politically Incorrect At The Berkeley Campus Might Slay Them At A Klan Rally.

Trying To Figure Things Out Was My Gig. Without The Human Condition, There's No Struggle, No Pain And That Means No Laughter.

You Know There's No Crooked Politicians. There's Never A Lie Because There Is Never Any Truth.

I've Talked To Biblical Cats, And Neanderthals Who Been Here Since Day One. No One Here Has Even Seen The Big Boss. Ever.

You Can't Just Run Out And Start The Car Until Some Cat Invents A Car.