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I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid To Go To Sleep, He Dreams He's Working.

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

The Company Accountant Is Shy And Retiring. He's Shy A Quarter Of A Million Dollars. That's Why He's Retiring.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.