If You Keep Yourself Alive

My Son Says I Never Tell Stories About Anyone Who's Living.

When I Get Up In The Morning, I Have To Decide What I'm Going To Have For Dinner Or I Can't Get Through The Day.

One Thing I've Never Said In My Whole Life Is, 'let's Have Dinner At A Japanese Restaurant.'

A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Let's Eat!

Everything My Mother Made Had To Cook For 80 Hours, And When She Made Matzoh Balls She Didn't Know Fluffy. Everything Sank.