My Son Says I Never

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.

As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be A Better Father.

I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody Is Gonna Tell Me To Come In At 5:30 To Have The Early Bird Special.

Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us From Fighting With Strangers.

As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second Only To Sex. Except For Salami And Eggs. Now That's Better Than Sex, But Only If The Salami Is Thickly Sliced.