If You Make Up Your

I Must Be The Only Person In The World Who's Looking Forward To Going Into Hospital. I Can't Wait To Get It Over And Done With.

Football Is A Sad Game.

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three

I Was Ill, And Everyone Could See It But Me.

Love Is About Mutual Respect, Apart From Attraction.