I'm A Light Sleeper, But

I Broke My Ankle Ten Years Ago So High Heels Are Not An Option Unless I'm Literally Going Door To Door For A Function.

I Was So Beautiful But I Didn't Realise It For Years. I Saw Pictures Of Myself And Even I Was Stunned.

I Would Teach U.k. Parents How To Stop Their Children Throwing Litter. London Is A Beautiful City But Its Streets Are Disgusting.

I'm A Light Sleeper, But So Long As I'm Wearing Earplugs, I Sleep Well.

I'd Rather Kill Myself Than Dress Like Victoria Beckham In Towering Heels Day After Day.